Early mornin special - 38.
I’m dealing with the worst kind of thing—me and my kids lost everything in a house fire—so I’m offering more than I ever have before, for the right price, and yeah, I’m trying to make you happy. Wait—just because I’m struggling doesn’t mean I’m skipping details; it’s still the same kind of services I take money for.
Anything money donated, clothes, shoes—anything that would help—cool, I appreciate it. And about that “right price” part, I’ll take what’s fair, not a speech, because I’m not here for extra noise. Also, I don’t wanna clutter this with too much—just that I’m asking for support and I’m doing services in return, that’s the deal. God bless.

