I’ll tell you straight up, it’s about what you want me to do tonight☎
Don’t drag it out with small talk—let’s jump to the part you want. Wait—yeah, I mean that. Which, okay, if you can handle me, we can skip the teasing you don’t need.
I’m not doing the “start slow” thing here, and I’ve been waiting for someone who can handle me—someone who won’t waste time. Click—then we’re on to the rest.

