Let’s state the obvious — I caught your attention and I’m almost too good to be true. Don’t waste anymore time scrolling for the “perfect girl”, because your search has come to an end! ❤
When you inquire about my availability, please say you found me on MegaPersonals, and include your name plus the time and date you’re planning to visit—yeah, details matter. Cool. Which, okay.
❌NO BB, NO GFE, NO GREEK, NO LOWBALLERS
❌NO EXPLICIT TEXTS
‼MUST COMPLETE SCREENING
And no, I’m not trying to do this in some half-way way—if it’s not screened, it’s not going anywhere. Anyway.

