Please don’t message me if you didn’t read the whole ad—yeah, I’m serious.
Incall only. Text or Snapchat only, and I don’t get call notifications. If you’re AA men , yes, I see that—ask about my bbc discount, cool.
Verification is over Snapchat only. Ask about my referral program, and also my incentives for reviews—like, you gotta see me at least once before you can review me. Which, okay.
No extremely overweight or morbidly obese men. No Greek, CIM, DATY, or extreme fetish stuff tolerated. Not “fetish friendly,” just not.
If you aren’t clean and showered, you’ll be turned away. You pay for my time, not what we do—simple.
If you look questionably young, I’ll ask for your ID in person; if you don’t have it, I can’t help you. Or I’ll have to pass—either way, it’s upfront.
I don’t have a set schedule, but you can hit me up 24/7. If I’m not busy and I’m awake, I’ll get back to you asap—usually fast there. My snap is SadGirlNewSnap, and yeah I check that one less than messages sometimes, so don’t assume I missed you.
Everything has to be discussed beforehand, I don’t like surprises—no surprises. Venmo preferred, but that doesn’t mean I’m asking for a deposit; otherwise I also accept cash, Varo, Chime, OnePay, or Zelle. Include your age and your favorite color so I know you actually read through it.
Pushing or annoying dudes get blocked too. I love sucking dick and the bigger the better—wait, not like that, just… yeah, that’s what I’m about. I’m very real and ready, so hmu—Incall, Canton QV.

