I’m posting this offering virtual ONLY. I can’t stand that awkward back-and-forth, so yeah—I’m doing this one through Facetime.
I’m thick in all the right places, with a seductive touch you can’t find anywhere else. Smooth, soft skin—people always comment on it. Anyway, I’m sharing thick-in-place details and that whole vibe again because it’s basically the point.
Cool, here’s what I’m doing: facetime shows, custom bundles, dick ratings and more. If you’re in Akron/Canton, Ohio, that part matters—usually people there get what I mean faster through video.
—Not promising some movie-scene fantasy or whatever, just saying it’s virtual and it’s what I’m posting.
