Don’t message me if you didn’t read the whole thing.
Incall only. Text or Snapchat only— I don’t get call notifications, which is why I stick to that. Yes, I see AA men , and you can ask about my bbc discount. Cool, verification is Snapchat only.
Which, okay—ask about my referral program too. Also my incentives for reviews are there, obviously you gotta see me at least once before you can review me.
Wait — I’m not turning this into a loophole situation. No extremely overweight or morbidly obese men. And no Greek, CIM, DATY, or extreme fetish tolerance. Not fetish friendly, period.
If you aren’t clean and showered, you’ll be turned away. Which, annoying but fair. You pay for my time, not what we do.
If you look questionably young, I’ll ask for your ID in person— if you don’t have it, I can’t help you. I don’t have a set schedule, but hit me up 24/7. If I’m not busy and I’m awake, I’ll get back to you asap, usually quicker than people expect.
My snap is SadGirlNewSnap. Everything has to be discussed beforehand, I don’t like surprises— and yeah, I said that already, because people keep ignoring it.
Venmo preferred, but that doesn’t mean I’m asking for a deposit. Otherwise I accept cash, varo, chime, onepay, or zelle.
To prove you read the ad, include your age and your favorite color. Pushy/annoying dudes get blocked too. And I’m very real and ready— hmu. I love sucking dick, and the bigger the better— anyway, you know what to do with that info.
