DONT BOTHER ME IF YOU DONT READ THE WHOLE AD
INCALL ONLY.
Yep, I see AA men —ask about my bbc discount (and yeah, it’s listed how I do it, not by guessing).
Verification is over SNAPCHAT ONLY. My snap is SadGirlNewSnap, usually faster there—then I can confirm we’re on the same page.
I’ll ask about age + favorite color (include both) so I know you actually read. Which, okay, that’s just how I filter the noise.
No men under 18. If it feels questionable, I’ll ask for identification to be presented in person—then I’ll happily present you mine in return. I don’t do “almost.”
No extremely overweight or morbidly obese men. No Greek, CIM, DATY, or extreme fetish tolerated. Not fetish friendly. I don’t allow hands on my face or neck.
If you aren’t clean and showered, you’ll be turned away.
You pay for my time, not what we do. I don’t offer services, I offer my time—rates are in my pics below, and that’s where the numbers live.
I don’t see anyone I have a language barrier with. If we can’t communicate easily back and forth, I won’t see you at this time—I apologize for the inconvenience, again, that’s already in the ad.
I don’t see anyone with STDs. If I suspect you have one, you’ll be dismissed.
I don’t see individuals that are inebriated or “high” when we meet, because I want the person’s consent. If you want to be high or inebriated during our encounter, that has to be discussed and agreed to beforehand.
Which, okay, I like to enjoy what I do. I don’t do it because I have to. I do it cause I want to. I won’t put up with anyone treating me less than how I treat them.
And cool—pushy/annoying dudes get blocked too. If you call instead of texting, you’re getting blocked. If you ask me something already answered by this ad, you’re getting blocked. If you come over and you don’t have the full amount, you’re getting blocked. I hate when people waste my time, and I have no more tolerance for it—this is your one and only warning.
I don’t have a set schedule, but you can hit me up 24/7. As long as I’m not busy and I’m awake, I’ll get back to you asap.
Just because this ad is up doesn’t mean I’m always available as I advertise throughout the day for those who prefer to book ahead of time.
Venmo preferred, but that doesn’t mean I’m asking for a deposit. Otherwise I also accept cash, chime, onepay, or zelle.
Everything must be discussed beforehand. I don’t like surprises.
Ask about my referral program and my incentives for reviews—obviously you gotta see me at least once before you can review me.
I love sucking dick and the bigger the better.
Myb—im very real and ready, so hmu
