Look, I don’t do the “best in the city” thing like that — it’s just not my vibe.
BRING ME JOLLYRANCHER
Wait— yeah, it’s a weird line, but that’s literally what you wrote, so I’m keeping it. Abilene, Texas is still the scope here, and that “Jolly Rancher” part stays too… even if I’m side-eyeing it a little.
Cool. If you’re trying to match the listing exactly, this is the same message, just spelled out in a real sentence instead of that weird fragment — Jolly Rancher, Abilene, Texas, and the female escort category. Anyway, that’s what it says.
